Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.