No throne exists that has a right to exist, and no symbol of it, flying from any flagstaff, is righteously entitled to wear any device but the skull and crossbones of that kindred industry which differs from royalty only businesswise-merely as retail differs from wholesale.

We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.

To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.