I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.