We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

I fell in love with the most cordial and sociable city in the Union.

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.