Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

It liberates the vandal to travel-you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn, narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.

Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.