Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.