...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.