I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

We are all alike, on the inside.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.