I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.
Mark TwainHabit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.
Mark TwainEight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.
Mark TwainHuman beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?
Mark Twain