I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.