I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

Faith is believing things you know aint true

What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?