A better idea than my own is to listen.
An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.
More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.
Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.