That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.

A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.

It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.