That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.