It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
Mark TwainLet me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
Mark TwainI would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
Mark TwainMany of the cemeteries are beautiful, and are kept in perfect order. When one goes from the levee or the business streets [of New Orleans] to it, to a cemetery, he observes to himself that if those people down there would live as neatly while they are alive as they do after they are dead, they would find many advantages in it; and besides, their quarter would be the wonder and admiration of the business world.
Mark Twain