Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

The problem with education is school.

Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

A better idea than my own is to listen.