I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

You can't live without illusions, even if you must fight for them.

Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.

Timing: The alpha and omega of aerialists, jugglers, actors, diplomats, publicists, generals, prizefighters, revolutionists, financiers, dictators, lovers.

Until they come to see us from their planet, I wait patiently. I hear them saying: Don't call us, we'll call you.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

To lose your prejudices you must travel.