I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

On Becoming a 'Lady': What every mother wants her daughter to be.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

Timing: The alpha and omega of aerialists, jugglers, actors, diplomats, publicists, generals, prizefighters, revolutionists, financiers, dictators, lovers.

Do let him read the papers. But not while you accusingly tiptoe around the room, or perch much like a silent bird of prey on the edge of your most uncomfortable chair. (He will read them anyway, and he should read them, so let him choose his own good time.) Don't make a big exit. Just go. But kiss him quickly, before you go, otherwise he might think you are angry; he is used to suspecting he is doing something wrong.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.