It is my private life which no one knows anything about, nor ever will. It needs more than half my time if it is to be a success.

...it gives you the impression that every day is Sunday.

one should be afraid of life, not of death.

What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.

Lover's words: “How beautiful you are, now that you love me.”

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.