Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

Habit: Often mistaken for love.

one should be afraid of life, not of death.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.

I never ever took my career seriously.