Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft

You can figure out who you were by which movies you loved when

The soul-sucking activity of TV-watching feels better when it is done with other souls.

One thing you might want to learn before you attend the world's largest ukulele lesson is how to say ukulele.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

On an average day, we allow ourselves the fiction that we own a piece of our workplace. That's part of what it takes to get the job done. Deeper down, we know it's all on loan.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.