It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.