He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!