He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.