Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.