I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.