There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.