Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Why not - is a slogan for an interesting life.
Unlike life, when books become meaningless, they are making a point.
The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart.
The soul is no longer honored as it once was, but it still keeps appetite from being the measure of all things.