This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!'

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways