'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.