God often gives nuts to toothless people.
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.