I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.