I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.