Homer no function beer well without.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.