Homer no function beer well without.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.