You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Homer no function beer well without.