You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees