Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.