Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.

I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson