Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

Don't have a cow, man.