Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.