I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.