I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees