With "Futurama," I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, "You can only string the fans along so far."

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.