I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.