You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
Matt GroeningLove is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt GroeningSon, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Matt GroeningThe next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.
Matt Groening