I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

'The Simpsons' from the very beginning was based on our memories of brash '60s sitcoms - you had a main title theme that was bombastic and grabbed your attention - and when you look at TV shows of the 1970s and '80s, things got very mild and toned down and... obsequious.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.