I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.