I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson