When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that little thing on his chin, I think it's called an imperial, that is, like, the coolest thing. That's like one of the great icons of the twentieth century.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.