But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

Homer no function beer well without.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.