I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.