Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson