Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.