I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.