As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.