I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
Matt GroeningYour cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Matt GroeningThe world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt Groening