It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.