Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.