Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.