I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.