My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".
Matt GroeningThe French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt GroeningI judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
Matt GroeningWeaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Matt Groening