The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.