The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.