The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

I grew up completely overwhelmed by TV, and part of the reason why I have gone into television is as a way to justify to myself all those wasted hours of watching TV as a kid. I can now look back and say, 'Oh, that was research.'

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.