Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'

'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated.

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.