Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.